The Pint Patriots
Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
In the Beginning...
Who are we?
What the hell?
Why is this happening to me?
We are those committed to vice and sin, convinced of our own immortality, and seeking to
make the world someplace worth living in. Although our methods may be described as
unorthodox, after a few rounds we really don't care anymore.
That is a valid question, and one we are happy to try to answer. In short, a Pint Patriot is
someone who grows increasingly political the more alcohol they consume. This seems to
describe the generation we find ourselves part of, the twenty-something, lower-middle-class
American resident.

By day, we cloak ourselves in apathy and indifference, turn an eye away from the suffering,
and the justice, of the world. We put our noses to the grindstone, meet our numbers, or
whatever else our jobs require of us. By night, we pump ourselves full of our favorite mind
alterant, and consider the world the way it should be.
Largely because I feel like messing around with a website, editing software, and various
coding languages. Take everything with a grain of salt, especially your tequila shots.
To Alcohol! The
source of, and
solution to, all of
life's problems!
Coming soon! Blogs,
Dancing Midgets!
Uhh... Other Stuff!